Something's Done

A couple days ago I finished my latest book, entitled Dean. It is pretty awesome but also exactly 99 pages long, which is about as short as a leaf's thingy. I'll probably wait and release it as part of a double feature with another short book, once I write one. This will be an overload of pure and unfiltered Indian Bear Fetishism, and once you have it you'll be glad you waited for it. You need time to mentally prepare, after all. If I were to just drop it on you now... I don't think you could take it.

STARCRAFT II

http://www.starcraft2.com/

This is great.

2nd Update

It's the most awkward thing in the world, updating a blog you know nobody's reading. What are you supposed to write? Usually the words flow for me, like water off a duck's back, but I'm drawing a blank in the face of this crisis. I think the wisest course of action would be to let pictures, not words, do the talking.



Yup, me and a Voltorb soaking up rays on a fine summer afternoon. What a day that was! You should have seen how bad it ended up peeling!

I have a blog now

Hey there internet, I'm Jonah Heman. I've got a blog that I'm just dying to coax into your sweaty mouth. I hope it goes down smoothly and without incident.

I write free books you can get on lulu.com. Please read them. That would be totally fly. I'd wig if something like that went down on this side of the b-word.