Old goop

I put the goop on my jacket and kept on smilin'. This was gonna be the day.

Is that the feel good story of the year or what? Really gives you a nice, peaceful feelin'. And it's all true. Every word of it. You can't get hard facts like this anywhere else. Only at Indian Bear Fetish, where the wheat grows tall and the corn grows taller. (TM)

So the new book should be out real soon. It's going to be the one that ushers in the new golden age of writing, so you really don't want to miss it. One month tops, pops.