I just got the results back from the lab, and my findings are terrifying in their implications. This new info is of interest to everyone in the scientific community, and is sure to radically change the way we look at our universe. Roget's Thesaurus was actually written not by Roget, but by Herbert. And Herbert was, in reality, a pirate's haircut. I await my Nobel Prize for this astonishing discovery.
Some less shocking news is that Dean/The Waxy Heart Of Colonel Crawdaddy has been #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list for 30 weeks now. Don't miss the cool winter read everyone's talking about, download today.
Monday, October 8, 2007
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