Presenting: The Jeep Jeep Five Anthem

Four o' clock
Five o' clock
Six o' clock
Six o' clock?! More like DEEP six A clock!!!!

BOOM!
Send that clock back where it belongs
Bottom of the sea, boi, it ain't wrong
Back to tha ocean from whence it came
Clock deep sixa, that's my name

Table on the shelf, boi
Table in a box
Table and a Rob Roy
Table 'round the block

BOOM!
Don't let yo baby near it
Sheeps wanna shear it
Spirit's gotta fear it
Take a lesson from me
Like the birds and the bees
Cuz Tabletop Wax knows what you wanna see

BZZZT!
Yeah take it from a master
Take it from The Blaster
Things gonna get faster
You better stay in the pasture

Lions got big manes and they got big claws
The Blaster's got shock, yeah shock n' awe
Gonna beat up a lion, yeah that's my beat
Gonna drag that lion all over the street

BAM!
The rhythm's got who?
The rhyme's got who?
The Maid and the Mixer
Cause things are better in two

Keep the microphone where your mouth can see it
Keep your soul to the amp so the beats can free it
Leave a couple dollars on the microwave
The Maid and the Mixer got something to say

BOOM!
Clock Deep Sixa
The Maid and the Mixer
The master, The Blaster
and Tabletop Wax-er

The winds will howl and the fire will rage
And the Jeep Jeep Five will take the stage

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