Heyyyy, popsicle bill, what did you chill, popsicle bill

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Who shot Biggie? What did popsicle bill chill? These are all questions we have to ask ourselves at one point in our lives. But none so pressing as the question of when Jonah Heman's latest smash hit novel will hit store shelves. I don't have a specific date fer ya, but I am drawing closer. I'm as eager to finish this book as you are to buy it and frame every page individually, so look forward it being completed soon enough.

Excitement surrounding the release of this has reached a fever pitch. The ratings for this year's summer olympics are lower than they've ever been, no doubt because millions of people would rather sit at their computers and refresh this page over and over again, desperate for info. Don't worry my friends, the wait will soon be over.